Pain in the...

In honor of the acronym that aided my emotional meltdown on Sunday, my apathy on Monday, ceaseless hunger on Tuesday and will no doubt have me rolling on the floor clutching my stomach by Thursday, I have put together a list of things that PMS could stand for if it didn't stand for Pre-menstrual Syndrom:

1. Post Meal Snack (probably my personal favorite)
2. Pre Med School
3. Pumpkin Miso Soup
4. Portion Modification System (for those on a diet)
5. Prawns, Mussels, Squid (I think it's funny that half of my list involves food, though I don't eat any of these three things)
6. Periphery Movement Sensor
7. Puma, Manolo, Steve Madden (Three shoe brands I like but don't own)
8. Post Memory Sadness
9. Paradoxical Mental Syndrom (what?)
10. Party Music System
11. Pleasant Mothers Society
12. Plump Matronly Sisters
13. Present Mind System
14. Psychological Martyr Syndrom
15. Pink Mimosa Suprise (a girly drink name...I think I might have to make one myself!)
16. Paternal Maternal Severence
17. Porcini Mushroom Sauce
18. Pasta Meatballs Sauce (I'm italian okay?)
19. Partial Meltdown Snap
20. Petty Mean Streak
21. Pumped Muscle Stud
22. Passionfruit Mango Sorbet
23. Preppy Men Society
24. Park Maintenance Society
25. Public Mail Sorter
26. Possible Moral Sham

....and some various dirty ones that I can't post and I'm ashamed that they came to mind so easily! Do you have any?