Why I HATE being Female Sometimes...Followed Shortly by why it's Nice to Be Female too..
WARNING I MENTION GIRL MATERIAL THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR GUYS WHO DON'T LIKE READING GIRL MATERIAL...
Why I HATE being female sometimes:
1. That time
2. Cramps
3. Tampons
4. Crying about stuff that I'd not cry about (at least not in front of Brendon)if I wasn't hormonal.
5. It takes 10 times longer to do my hair than it does to do the majority of men's hair.
6. My underwear is cute and therefore if someone steals it I have to sleep with a weapon (guys I think, wouldn't worry as much, I might be wrong though).
7. I think about possible attacks and safety issues everytime I walk out to my car, sleep by myself, or drive home from LA...do you?
8. When I get old people suggest plastic surgery...heck, they already have!
9. Some people still talk to just whatever man I am with and pretend like I'm not there (okay, I might be exagerrating one recent frustration of mine, but it has happened before)
I think that's it. Just a few complaints.
Why it's nice to be female:
1. Females are pretty
2. We get to wear make-up (which I like), okay guys do too...whatever
3. Noone can really tell when I am ... turned on.
4. I get to wear heels...right, refer to #2's addendum
5. When I partner I get to be the one lifted.
6. Most guys don't assess my ability to be thier provider, financial that is. I'm sure that's a lot of stress for a dude when dating or something.
7. More people, statistically, stop to help a girl on the side of the road than a guy..I think
not my shining post of intelligence, but oh well!
Why I HATE being female sometimes:
1. That time
2. Cramps
3. Tampons
4. Crying about stuff that I'd not cry about (at least not in front of Brendon)if I wasn't hormonal.
5. It takes 10 times longer to do my hair than it does to do the majority of men's hair.
6. My underwear is cute and therefore if someone steals it I have to sleep with a weapon (guys I think, wouldn't worry as much, I might be wrong though).
7. I think about possible attacks and safety issues everytime I walk out to my car, sleep by myself, or drive home from LA...do you?
8. When I get old people suggest plastic surgery...heck, they already have!
9. Some people still talk to just whatever man I am with and pretend like I'm not there (okay, I might be exagerrating one recent frustration of mine, but it has happened before)
I think that's it. Just a few complaints.
Why it's nice to be female:
1. Females are pretty
2. We get to wear make-up (which I like), okay guys do too...whatever
3. Noone can really tell when I am ... turned on.
4. I get to wear heels...right, refer to #2's addendum
5. When I partner I get to be the one lifted.
6. Most guys don't assess my ability to be thier provider, financial that is. I'm sure that's a lot of stress for a dude when dating or something.
7. More people, statistically, stop to help a girl on the side of the road than a guy..I think
not my shining post of intelligence, but oh well!
posted by Coco at 4:56 PM
2 Comments:
So, you are worried about your safety... and therefore carry a big weapon... because your underwear is cute? Wouldn't it be easier to just get ugly underwear? Just a thought.
I'd rather carry the weapon ;)
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