Oy Vey

So, to top off the craziness of my life...I got hit on by a twelve year old today. He could have been thirteen but seriously!! I was jogging at the beach and as I passed, the tyke on his beach cruiser circled around me pointing me in the direction of HIS HOUSE and mumbling some sassy come on! I jogged by but on my return he looked at me and said "baby, I told you my house was that way". I gave the little upstart a wink and kept going. Seriously!! What is it with the children these days? I swear if a 9 year old slips me his digits I'm getting implants! and maybe stilts...